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Posted on March 30, 2022 by: bennettfees

Belarus Swears Putin “Is Not That Kind of Guy” and “Would Never Do That”

MINSK, Belarus — Representatives from the Belarusian capital have reacted to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, which somehow just now heard of. “Putin? As in …

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Posted on March 8, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Man With Imposter Syndrome Wonders if He Truly Belongs in Ukraine

MOSCOW — Proving his relatability to thousands of insecure students everywhere, Russian President Vladimir Putin recently described having feelings of ‘imposter syndrome’ following his self-admission …

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