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Posted on December 9, 2021December 9, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

I Lived It: I Got Lost Exiting Main Stacks and Somehow Surfaced at Shen Yun 2018

I remember it like it was yesterday. I had done a couple of hours’ worth of work in Main Stacks (like a champ) and was …

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Posted on February 20, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Health Officials Propose Storing COVID Vaccines in Main Stacks Amidst Freezer Space Shortage

The bleak, frozen environment of this place is known for its chilling temperatures and stark landscape as one of the coldest and quietest natural sites in the Northern Hemisphere. 

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Posted on February 9, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Campus Libraries Ranked by How Cool Their New Vermin Overlords Are

Louie, the snake who does coke, lives here. I think he may have worked the desk pre-Covid? Anyway, he’s a slippery, legless asshole but he did invite me to his family’s lake house that one time. 

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