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Posted on August 20, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

UC President Michael Drake’s “Free Speech Ban” Receives Full Support, Zero Opposition

A HOME YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD, Calif. — After months of encampments protesting Israel’s ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, brother of Michael Josh and …

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Posted on November 14, 2022June 2, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Shit: More People Think They Deserve Rights

BERKELEY, Calif. – In an unforeseen turn of events, yet another group of people who have been treated unfairly now think they deserve to not …

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Posted on November 18, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Michael Drake Blames Traffic for Taking 2 Years to Arrive at UCAFT Negotiating Table

BERKELEY, Calif. – Massive strikes were averted Wednesday morning when the University of California finally agreed to a fairer labor contract with UCAFT lecturers. The …

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Posted on January 27, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

UC President Michael Drake Intends for Fully In-Person Kicking Your Ass

“I was a professor of ophthalmology for decades, so I can guarantee: all you’re gonna see is hands.”

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