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Posted on December 26, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

COVID Super Spreader Infects Every Child On The Planet In One Night

YOUR CITY, Your State – According to reports from minors across the globe, holiday cheer wasn’t the only thing being spread this Christmas Eve. Sources …

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Posted on August 19, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

Pussy-Ass Students Still Want Mental Health Support for In-Person Instruction

BERKELEY, Calif. – As the Fall 2021 semester draws near, UC Berkeley students are vying for the continuation of the additional mental health awareness and …

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