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Posted on October 14, 2025October 27, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Campus Bathrooms to Now Require Two Factor Authentication

BERKELEY, Calif – News from top Berkeley officials broke late last week about the implementation of a new widespread campus policy. In line with the …

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Posted on October 22, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

BART Announces New Dark Yellow Line Between My Fly and the Urinal

BERKELEY, Calif. – This weekend Bay Area Rapid Transit published blueprints for a new railway to supplement the five existing routes. Christened the “Dark Yellow” …

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