‘Twas the night before Cal Day ‘Twas the night before Cal Day, And all through school, Not a student was partying— Not even a …
Student Who ‘Likes Rain’ Still Uses Umbrella
BERKELEY, Calif. – Uproar ensued after Sara Wilson, an out-of-state student from Utah who proclaims they “like rain”, still used an umbrella following showers this …
Update: God Misinterpreted My Prayers to ‘Get Soaked’
I seldom pray to God. The only times I’ve prayed to God have been: during college admissions decisions, before confronting my parents about my childhood …
CNR Student Provides Expert Opinion: We Really Needed This Rain
Many are calling UC Berkeley’s College of Natural Resources student Karly Mandel a hero after her comments about the importance of the recent rainfall in the Bay Area. Sources report that Mandel is currently enrolled in ESPM 15, Intro to Environmental Science, where she has become well versed in the enormously complex concepts at hand.