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Posted on October 14, 2022 by: tomwickline

‘Astrology is Bullshit,’ Muses Student Who Believes in Purely Theoretical Economic Models

“The whole idea of astrology is stupid,” Madoff mused. “It tries to predict the actions and preferences of infinitely complex people using information that has little to no evidence of accurately reflecting the world we live in! Thanks, but no thanks – I’ll stick to the real science: classical economics.”

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Report: Kindles Are Actually Very Cool and the People Who Use Them Have a Ton of Sex

BERKELEY, Calif. – A new, highly factual study has emerged illustrating that the elite few who read using Kindles are actually very cool and have …

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