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Posted on October 30, 2023February 26, 2024 by: bennettfees

Report: ‘Sexy Cat’ Neither Sexy Nor Cat

BERKELEY, Calif. — An investigative report led by renowned geneticist Professor Jennifer Doudna has revealed after rigorous research and genome sequencing that the infamous “sexy …

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Posted on October 29, 2019May 19, 2021 by: Cloe Wood

Five Sexy—and Historically Accurate!—Halloween Costumes to Impress Your Crush

Dressing up as Anne Boleyn is a great way to signal to your crush that you’re hot, you could totally secure an alliance with France, and you’re chill with the fact that they’ve already hooked up with your sister.

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