BERKELEY, Calif.–– On Sunday, children around the U.S. rejoiced with love and thanks for Mother’s Day. However, as finals loom closer and the men of …
Feminism WIN! I Am The Emotionally Unavailable One In The Situationship
I was leaving texts from my long-term medium-distance low-committment casual boy that’s a friend on delivered when I realized I had made the greatest advancement …
Report: Dead Week Fling Not Helping Anybody
BERKELEY, Calif. — Troubled waters lie ahead for ambitious sophomores Kent Fokus and Anita Studdy, whose now 82-hour-old fling began this past Sunday night. “I …
Man Realizes ‘Situationship’ is Not a Consulting Club Term
BERKELEY, Calif. — A shocking revelation struck Sproul Plaza this afternoon when certified “label-hater” Noah Stringson, attempting to reconcile with his pseudo-girlfriend, discovered that the …