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Posted on May 2, 2025 by: Audrey Ryder

Locked in? Hardworking Student Still Stuck in Moffitt

BERKELEY, Calif – Since the closure of Moffitt (fan-favorite yapping spot and alleged “library”), students around campus have been forced to procrastinate literally everywhere elsewhere. …

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