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Posted on March 13, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Tang Center Free Zoom Therapy Session Just Link To Equally Helpful Youtube Fail Compilation

After a litany of complaints about the quality of such services (both in-person and online), Tang has made a bold, yet strangely fitting decision: in lieu of the three-time free thirty minute sessions offered to students, Tang has attached a link to a twenty-two minute America’s Funniest Home Videos Compilation.

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Posted on February 20, 2019February 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

10 Best Places On Campus To Find Out You’ve Got Chlamydia

Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.

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Posted on February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Tang Screws Up And Accidentally Switches Carol Christ’s STD Test Results With Chad’s

With a new semester comes a new Tang visits, including from our very own Carol Christ.

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