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4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican

Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!

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Berkeley Consulting Club Founded To Consult Other Berkeley Consulting Clubs

Berkeley Consulting Club Comprehensively Consulting Confused Consulting Clubs (BCCCCCCC) or (BC7) founded this year by a group of 12 “pre-Haas” majors, is already one of the top clubs on campus.

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