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Posted on April 20, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Trader Joe’s Shopper Unable to Find Bananas, Only “Sweet Yellow Potassium Curved Rods”

“THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I needed BANANAS and ORANGES, but instead, all I could find was a box of ‘Sweet Yellow Potassium Rods’ and a bag of ‘Sour Orange Citruses!’”

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