Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Posted on September 23, 2023 by: Jackie Fenner

To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

  • Home
  • Berkeley
  • Local News
  • Quizzes
  • The Pit
  • Join Us!
  • Staff
  • Contact

Tag: WarnMe

Posted on April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by: JoJo Wool-Baum

UC Berkeley WarnMe: AVOID THE AREA OF Doe Library (I’m There and Look Really Good, so I Don’t Want You to Feel Bad)

Please note this message will definitely contain information that you will find upsetting. On 04-04-2022 08:30:00, I looked hot outside Doe Library. At approximately 09:25:00, …

Continue Reading

Search

Top Posts & Pages

  • Opinion: It’s Technically Only ‘Shackles and Champagne’ if They’re From the Champagne Region of France. Otherwise, You Have to Call Them Sparkling Wine and Zip Ties.
    Opinion: It’s Technically Only ‘Shackles and Champagne’ if They’re From the Champagne Region of France. Otherwise, You Have to Call Them Sparkling Wine and Zip Ties.
  • Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
    Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
  • Class No Longer Optional
    Class No Longer Optional
  • 5 Ways to Recover from a Drunk Text
    5 Ways to Recover from a Drunk Text
  • Danger Alert: This DKE Member Just Called You ‘The GOAT’
    Danger Alert: This DKE Member Just Called You ‘The GOAT’
  • Alvin, Of “Chipmunks” Fame, Dead of Fentanyl Overdose
    Alvin, Of “Chipmunks” Fame, Dead of Fentanyl Overdose
  • To Those Ordering a 'Flat White' at Yali's: I Am NOT on the Menu
    To Those Ordering a 'Flat White' at Yali's: I Am NOT on the Menu
  • Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household
    Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household
  • ‘Ryanair Is SO Cheap’ and 2 Other Ways to Act Like Your Spring Break in Europe Hasn’t Put You in Financial Ruin
    ‘Ryanair Is SO Cheap’ and 2 Other Ways to Act Like Your Spring Break in Europe Hasn’t Put You in Financial Ruin
  • 6 Ways to Incorporate an N95 Mask Into Your Halloween Costume
    6 Ways to Incorporate an N95 Mask Into Your Halloween Costume

Our Facebook

Our Facebook
Copyright © 2023 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace