Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Posted on May 10, 2026 by: Ellie Shaps

Missing Home? Situationship Calls You Mommy for Mother’s Day

  • Home
  • News
  • Opinion
  • UC Berkeley
  • Blog
  • Join Us!
  • Staff
  • Contact

Tag: WarnMe

Posted on March 10, 2026 by: Ellie Shaps

Berkeley Drops WARNME for Ditto

SAN FRANCISCO BAY, Calif — On a rather chilling evening, to the dismay of all of Berkeley, a tragedy struck once again: Ditto.AI was planning …

Continue Reading
Posted on March 14, 2024 by: sophiafingerman

In the Nick of Time: UCB WarnMe Alerts Students of the Eruption of Pompeii

BERKELEY, Calif. – Yesterday at 1:00 pm, the UCPD-integrated ‘UC Berkeley WarnMe’ announcement system alerted the campus community of the pressing and timely explosion of …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 5, 2022September 4, 2025 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley WarnMe: AVOID THE AREA OF Doe Library (I’m There and Look Really Good, so I Don’t Want You to Feel Bad)

Please note this message will definitely contain information that you will find upsetting. On 04-04-2022 08:30:00, I looked hot outside Doe Library. At approximately 09:25:00, …

Continue Reading

Search

Top Posts & Pages

  • Devastating: Guy Inside Fursuit Actually Really Hot
    Devastating: Guy Inside Fursuit Actually Really Hot
  • Frat Row is Haunted by the Tiny Ghosts of Thousands of Goldfishes Swallowed by KA Pledges, and We Hired a Team of Paranormal Investigators to Prove it
    Frat Row is Haunted by the Tiny Ghosts of Thousands of Goldfishes Swallowed by KA Pledges, and We Hired a Team of Paranormal Investigators to Prove it
  • The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do
    The 10 Hottest Things A Man Can Do
  • Opinion: I’m Leaking Coffee Shop Bathroom Codes and Don’t Give a Crap
    Opinion: I’m Leaking Coffee Shop Bathroom Codes and Don’t Give a Crap
  • Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
    Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
  • BREAKING: River Of Scum Oozes Out of Haas Business School (Also, Water Line Broke)
    BREAKING: River Of Scum Oozes Out of Haas Business School (Also, Water Line Broke)
  • UC Berkeley Archeology Students Discover Remnants of Cafés 1 & 2
    UC Berkeley Archeology Students Discover Remnants of Cafés 1 & 2
  • Heroic Pedestrians Cross on Red to Prevent Reckless Drivers from Going on Green
    Heroic Pedestrians Cross on Red to Prevent Reckless Drivers from Going on Green

Our Facebook

Our Facebook
Copyright © 2026 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace