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Author: Fatima Abdelrahman

Posted on September 16, 2026October 6, 2026 by: Fatima Abdelrahman

Professor Threatens To Kill Herself As Students Pack Up 10 Minutes Early

BERKELEY, Calif. – UC Berkeley Rhetoric Professor Sue E. Sidal reportedly threatened to kill herself last Thursday afternoon after noticing various students zipping their bags …

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