VATICAN CITY – After the passing of the first non-European pope, Pope Francis, the Vatican has begun the search for his replacement. As a satirical …
Berkeley Co-op Rats Stage Crawl Out in Protest of Rent Increase
BERKELEY, Calif.– Following yet another controversial rent increase for the human Berkeley co-op residents, rodent residents of the co-ops are in an upsqeuak. Besides the …
Turn Your Thanksgiving Into a ThanksTAKING: Advice on Empowerment and Self Love
I don’t know about y’all, but being home for the holidays isn’t exactly a piece of cake. From the corny expectations to be grateful to …
Watch Out, Zodiac Killer! True Crime Podcast Host Celebrates Reaching Double Digits on IQ Test
BERKELEY, Calif.–– True Crime Addicts everywhere, from dank parent-owned basements to beige-colored home pilates studios, are celebrating their favorite podcast host’s newest accomplishment. Ash of the True Crime Addict podcast recently went to instagram to announce the news that she has retaken her IQ test after undergoing intense educational therapy and has come out the other end with an entirely different number – sweet sweet sixteen! In the midst of her celebration and achieving eligibility for the State Drivers License exam, Ash has made time to sit down with us and answer our burning questions.
“Well—lots and lots of blocks were involved. Some had numbers, some were shapes and you had to fit the shapes into holes—it’s making my head hurt just thinking about it. Clearly the hard work paid off though,” she declared while struggling to count the fingers on her hand.
Asking “What Are Your Plans After College?” and Four Other Signs Your Family is TOXIC This Thanksgiving
Ah yes, you can hear the fire cracking over the familial chatter in the other room, and the spirit of giving and love is omnipresent …




