Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, chances are you have.
Okay wait. I had this whole meta open-letter-to-prospective-writers bit planned, but to be honest I’m just as lazy as I am hilarious.
Basically, that headline is about you, dear reader! I’m barely a semester old and looking to grow my staff! Open positions include writer, social media contributor, web designer, marketing manager, and graphic designer.
Think I’m funny and want to try writing satire? Apply for The Free Peach, Cal’s newest and bestest independent satire publication! Think I’m not funny? Show me how it’s done and apply! Think you’re funny? Well, you can’t be funny if you don’t write for me, so prove it, and apply! Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Also: I encourage people from all backgrounds to apply! Comedy is a rather homogenous space, but it’s better (and funnier) when it’s diverse and inclusive.
Just click the Join Us! tab of our website and fill out the form. Applications are due FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21st! Anything submitted afterwards will be deferred to next semester. One of my underlings will be in contact soon after that regarding next steps.