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Posted on September 30, 2023August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Opinion: I Deleted Social Media Because I’m a Better, More Successful Person than You

Yes, though I know many of you may be shocked and appalled, the rumors are true. I have, in fact, deleted all social media platforms …

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Posted on April 27, 2022April 27, 2022 by: amychakladar

Twitter Now Owned by The Free Peach After We Got It for Free on the App Store

BERKELEY, Calif. — In a surprise twist of surprising events, the social media platform “Twitter” is under new management after The Free Peach purchased it …

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Posted on December 1, 2021December 1, 2021 by: schaudhury253

Local Villain Posts Entire Concert on Instagram Story

SAN FRANCISCO — Senior Kennedy Rosewood recently went to the Taylor the Maker concert at the Warfield, notifying 500 of her closest friends when posted …

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Posted on January 29, 2021September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Successful First Day of Class! Wealth & Poverty Student Takes Perfect Picture of Professor Reich for Instagram Story

While the Instagram story post was ultimately a success, Ryan explains that the journey to that perfection was a bumpy road. Although the image of Reich could be clearly seen, the bottom text displaying his name was blurry, as his iPhone camera failed to focus property.

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Posted on September 8, 2020September 10, 2020 by: The Free Peach

Pathetic! Self-Proclaimed Funny Cal Student Doesn’t Even Write For The Free Peach

Dear Reader, Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, …

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Posted on September 10, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Pathetic! Self-proclaimed funny Cal Student doesn’t even write for The Free Peach

Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, chances are you have.

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