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Posted on February 26, 2021September 8, 2022 by: The Free Peach

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The Free Peach is a student-run news satire publication. We were founded in early 2019 by a group of disgruntled Black Sheep writers who wanted revenge. We’ve been losing popularity ever since!

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Posted on September 10, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Pathetic! Self-proclaimed funny Cal Student doesn’t even write for The Free Peach

Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, chances are you have.

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Posted on March 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I’m Better Than You Because I Drink Black Coffee

Frappuccinos are the Chris Christie of politics.

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Posted on February 27, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Youngest Class Ever?: Meet UC Berkeley’s Class of 2023

The first wave of UC Berkeley’s class of 2023 has arrived! Apparently, these are some of the best applicants ever. We at The Free Peach did a little bit of investigating to figure out who exactly these new students are

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Posted on February 26, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Diversity Win: Josh Has a Thing for ‘Exotic’ Women

What a day for civil rights! Students and faculty at the University of California, Berkeley were thrilled to see that the spirit of social activism is alive and well at the home of the Free Speech Movement, as Cal student Josh Thompson revealed last Thursday that he “has a thing for ‘exotic’ women.”

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Posted on February 20, 2019February 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

10 Best Places On Campus To Find Out You’ve Got Chlamydia

Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.

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