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by The Free Peach May 3, 2019 0

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Free Speech Under Attack: Where Was Milton When UCBMFET Refused to Publish My Meme?

I’m waiting, Milton. What do you have to say for yourself?

by The Free Peach May 1, 2019 0

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If You Do Not Fill Out Your Course Evaluation, I Will Unilaterally Wage Jihad (By Your Professor)

I realize that my implicit association of the concept of jihad with the acts of political violence I will definitely inflict on you if you don’t fill out your course evaluation has the ultimate effect of fostering links between Islam and terrorism. As you have guessed, I don’t care, because I am Islamophobic.

by The Free Peach April 25, 2019 0

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What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

by The Free Peach April 11, 2019 0

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I Don’t Know Where Li Ka Shing Is, And I Don’t Care! (by that guy in your PoliSci class)

I have no idea where this place is. In fact, I’ve strategically avoided asking where Li Ka Shing was for like, the entire time I’ve been on campus since 2015. FSM cafe? Been there. Moffitt? Been there. Li Ka Shing? Might as well be in Albany.

by The Free Peach April 11, 2019 0

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Report: Arnold’s Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem

His head literally turns to ice and it’s not cute.

by The Free Peach April 8, 2019 0

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Should I Go To Lecture? (by you)

I probably should go to class. I haven’t been to the last two lectures. Or maybe it was the last three lectures. But, that was after the midterm so those ones don’t even really count as skipping because it’s like a free day.