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Posted on February 5, 2020February 5, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

Please Don’t Read This, I’m Too Shy

Wait, stop! I thought I told you not to read this. Didn’t you read the title of the article? UGH, I can’t believe you’re still …

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Posted on December 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

I Went All the Way Out to Office Hours but There Wasn’t Even Sexual Tension Between Me and My GSI

So you go to office hours. You go, ready to see four months of buildup come to fruition. 

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Posted on November 8, 2019February 27, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

$400 Noise Cancelling Headphones Purchased to Avoid Confronting Roommate About Having Sex While He Thinks Everyone’s Asleep

“I can hear my asshole neighbor screaming ‘Thank god everyone’s asleep! I needed to nut so badly, baby.’”

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Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by: Daniel Menegaz

8 Reasons Why Vampires Respect Women More Than Cal Fraternity Brothers

Vampires won’t send you an unsolicited dick pic. Even if they tried, you’d probably just receive a phone floating in front of a mirror.

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Posted on September 20, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Forest Witch Getting Into Meal Prep Thinks She’ll Save Gretel For Dinner Friday

“I couldn’t keep myself from fattening, roasting, and devouring every single child that happened upon my gingerbread house as soon as they fell for my trap. I had terrible impulse control, and it was starting to affect my cholesterol.”

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Posted on September 10, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Pathetic! Self-proclaimed funny Cal Student doesn’t even write for The Free Peach

Hello. It is I, The Free Peach. You may have heard of me. If you haven’t, that’s okay. But if you’re reading this, chances are you have.

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Posted on August 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Young Father Seeking Advice: Should I Sacrifice my Daughter to Satan?

I don’t care about being rich or famous or any of that typical bullshit Satan promises. Certainly not enough to sacrifice Amanda, my eight-year-old daughter.

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Posted on May 2, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

7 Facts About Finals Season at UC Berkeley

The 1st of May always means one thing: Finals Season has begun. Dead Week and Finals Week are right around the corner and students are …

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Posted on April 9, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Report: Grandpa Sent Grandma Naughty Telegrams During The War!

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Posted on April 1, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

40 Quirky April Fool’s Jokes

April Fool’s Day! Our favorite holiday of the year. Nothing says “LOL” like telling your boyfriend Jack that you’re over, and then saying April Fool’s, then him being like “no, I think this is the right path for us.” Anyway, here’s 35 Quirky April Fools Jokes!

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