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Posted on March 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

We Got The Personal Essay Of Someone Accepted Into All 9 UCs!

Where to begin? I am free, untethered, uninhibited by this mortal coil and the bounds of acceptable social behaviors.

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Posted on March 13, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Wow! We Got Our Hands’ On Olivia Jade’s USC Application!

After her parents spent half a million dollars to buy her a spot at USC, it’s important to make her application transparent!

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Posted on February 27, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Cut DKE Some Slack. I Fucked A Goat and it Wasn’t That Bad (by George Clooney)

And it is due to that experience that I can no longer sit idly by as brothers of the Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity are stigmatized for their alleged goat-based paraphilia.

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Posted on February 26, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Listen: What Did You Expect? (by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)

Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:

What did you expect?

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Posted on February 14, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart

“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”

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Posted on February 7, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Hilarious! Late Night Comedian Does Donald Trump Impression

Last week, for the past 130 weeks, however, six pioneering comedians all shocked their viewers – bravely going where no other comedian has gone before – by doing an impression of President Donald Trump.

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Posted on January 25, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley

BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …

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