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Posted on March 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Top Four Places To Send Refugees From Florida Once Everything Fucking Floods

Because climate change isn’t real, right?

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Posted on February 26, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Listen: What Did You Expect? (by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)

Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:

What did you expect?

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Posted on February 14, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Local Man’s Kink for Emotional Negligence Tearing Relationship Apart

“The second you said you loved me I got, like, super turned off.”

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

The Next Steve Jobs? The Founder of This Tech Start-Up Is Dead

“That being said, we are immensely proud of Travis’ accomplishments in achieving at the age of 34 what Steve Jobs could not even achieve until 56.”

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Posted on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Couple Hooking Up for 8 Months That Has Yet to Define Their Relationship Plans to Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is here, and all over UC Berkeley love is in the air, which is a refreshing change of pace from the smoke or the lingering sensation that you’re not good enough.

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Posted on February 7, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Hilarious! Late Night Comedian Does Donald Trump Impression

Last week, for the past 130 weeks, however, six pioneering comedians all shocked their viewers – bravely going where no other comedian has gone before – by doing an impression of President Donald Trump.

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Posted on February 6, 2019February 6, 2019 by: The Free Peach

‘You Suck and All of Your Friends Hate You,’ Says Report From You

A comprehensive survey carried out by you illustrates that 100% of you thinks you totally put your foot in your mouth when you were talking to Evelyn, and she definitely rolled her eyes at Lauren when she thought you couldn’t see.

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Posted on January 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment After the doe-eyed, huge-boobed, smooth-skinned supermodel Ashley Graham graced …

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