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Posted on December 6, 2022September 27, 2023 by: valzzz

Berkeley Student Unable to Enroll in Happiness Until Phase 2

BERKELEY, Calif. – Berkeley senior Cameron Hall found himself in a predicament faced by many when he was unable to enroll in basic human happiness …

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UC Regents Hire Michael Drake’s New Stepbrother, Michael Josh

SAN DIEGO – UC Regents assembled at UCSD on Monday, prepared to deliver paradigm-shattering news to current UC faculty. Without hesitation, Regent Chair Rich Leib …

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