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Posted on September 13, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Five Essay Prompts that Will Make You Say, ‘As an AI Language Model…’

As campus roars back to life, sunbaked and unmotivated students return to the dreaded deluge of bMail notifications. With “Assignment Posted” subject lines nestled between …

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Posted on November 1, 2022November 2, 2022 by: lyamashir01

Study Finds Most Successful Berkeley Student Just Robot With No Emotions, Hobbies, Family, Friends, Desires, Trauma, Opinions, or Values

BERKELEY, Calif. – Professors in UC Berkeley’s Department of Psychology appeared flabbergasted this past week when results of their research on characteristic success of Berkeley …

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Posted on October 27, 2022October 28, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

This Article Was Written Entirely by AI

BERKELEY, Calif. –  After years of begging for disability accommodations, campus super senior Ash Jensen was miraculously cured of their chronic illness when their philosophy professor proclaimed that they were a failed econ quiz. 

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