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Posted on March 12, 2025 by: sophiafingerman

A Mid-Semester Night’s Dream? Devastated Girl Wakes Up to Find Her Boyfriend Is Still an Ass

BERKELEY, Calif. – The Tang Center has been experiencing a spike in calls to their emergency phone line the past two weeks, the latest from …

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Posted on November 19, 2021November 19, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

OPINION: Moffitt Seismic Upgrade to Accommodate the Tremors of My Thicc Ass

Recently, university staff have announced that Moffitt, the beloved school library and best place for crying before finals, will be closed for the Spring 2022 …

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Posted on September 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

“I’m Tired of Being Seen For My Tits and Ass!” Local Woman Demands Compliment on Her Left Labia Next Time

Every time I’m with a man, he tells me that he loves playing with my boobs or that my butt is perfect. I’m so tired of not being valued for more. Why can’t they compliment me for my left labia?

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