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Posted on March 13, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘It Adds Some Risky Fun,’ Says Berkeley Transportation Commission on Why the Crosswalk Signs Don’t Work at Night

BERKELEY, Calif.– In a recent public appearance, the Berkeley Transportation Committee finally explained that they chose to stop crosswalk signs from working at night because “it adds some risky fun that makes us feel alive on this tiny rock floating in space.”

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Posted on September 15, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

UC Berkeley Announces Add/Drop Deadline Revenue Will Fund Zipline Down Bancroft

BERKELEY, Calif. — Confirming everybody’s long-held assumptions that most extraneous university fees are driven by greed, UC Berkeley announced this morning that the thousands of …

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