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Posted on March 16, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

Stanford Version of CALPIRG Raises $10K to “Kill All Them Turtles”

STANFORD, Calif. — After a recent fundraising event, Stanford University’s environmental activist group STANSHART found they had raised over ten thousand dollars to “kill all …

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Posted on February 22, 2021April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Post-Trump, Wealthy White Woke Grandparents Relieved to Return to Peaceful, Undisturbed Life

According to the elderly couple, their beloved daily routine –– waking up, watching television, petting their dog Hubert, walking around an elegant New York suburb and cooking dinner –– was drastically affected by Trump. 

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Posted on October 13, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

DEAD BODY REPORTED: Cal Crewmate Suffering From Imposter Syndrome is Sabotaging Our Team

CAROL CHRIST (purple): Hello crew. Unfortunately, I am here to report that I found a dead crewmate in admin. I personally am able to do …

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