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Posted on October 8, 2023 by: bennettfees

Harambe Moment? This Family Just Left Their Child Unattended in Doe

BERKELEY, Calif – In a moment of parental ignorance and confusion, the Smith family left their 9-year-old son unattended in Doe.  “It all happened so …

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Posted on April 19, 2023September 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Architect of Doe Library on Creating a Reverberant Echo Chamber to be Used as a Silent Study Space

In a recent interview, John Galen Howard, architect extraordinaire and builder of Doe Memorial Library, delved into his neoclassical design and his choice in creating a library with acoustics befitting an orchestra concert hall.

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Posted on April 5, 2022September 4, 2025 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley WarnMe: AVOID THE AREA OF Doe Library (I’m There and Look Really Good, so I Don’t Want You to Feel Bad)

Please note this message will definitely contain information that you will find upsetting. On 04-04-2022 08:30:00, I looked hot outside Doe Library. At approximately 09:25:00, …

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Posted on April 29, 2021May 15, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

5 Grad Photo Poses for Your Friend Group That Scream, ‘Best Friends Forever! (But We Fucking Hate You, Jessica. You Will Never Be One of Us.)’

Grab your stoles and champagne and head over to campus to capture this love and celebrate! Use these cute poses to show off your grad moments and incredible friend group to the world – excluding Jessica, of course.

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