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Posted on April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by: JoJo Wool-Baum

UC Berkeley WarnMe: AVOID THE AREA OF Doe Library (I’m There and Look Really Good, so I Don’t Want You to Feel Bad)

Please note this message will definitely contain information that you will find upsetting. On 04-04-2022 08:30:00, I looked hot outside Doe Library. At approximately 09:25:00, …

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Posted on April 29, 2021May 15, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

5 Grad Photo Poses for Your Friend Group That Scream, ‘Best Friends Forever! (But We Fucking Hate You, Jessica. You Will Never Be One of Us.)’

Grab your stoles and champagne and head over to campus to capture this love and celebrate! Use these cute poses to show off your grad moments and incredible friend group to the world – excluding Jessica, of course.

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