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Posted on April 20, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

BREAKING: Your Professor Knows Why You Didn’t Come to Class Today

“He said, verbatim, ‘and to anyone who missed lecture today, don’t forget that the windows to this classroom face the Glade. I can see you from up here – we can all see you from up here. It’s like getting opera seats at a Grateful Dead concert.’” 

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