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Posted on December 1, 2022August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

New Study Finds You Should Lick Your Salt Lamp at Least Thrice a Day for Proper Maintenance

BERKELEY, Calif. — A new study put out by the UC Berkeley Department of Public Health has determined that despite what your bitchy roomate has …

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