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Posted on October 30, 2022February 18, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

BREAKING: 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Actually due to Roommate Masturbating in the Top Bunk

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal Freshman Lucca Wallace was rudely awakened in a Unit 3 dorm by her bottom bunk rhythmically shaking this past Tuesday. Sources …

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