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Posted on September 22, 2021October 7, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Rejoice! College of Engineering to Give Out Deodorant Instead of T-Shirts Next Fall

We tried interviewing an engineering student about this topic, but unfortunately our reporter collapsed from the smell after approaching one. Fortunately, after regaining consciousness, they were able to interview an EECS student over zoom. 

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Posted on September 21, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

OPINION: I’m Not Better Than You, I’m Just Running on Campus

Listen: I know we’ve had bad blood in the past, but we can move beyond that! After all, even though your blood is bad, mine is chock-full of oxygen. (That’s just one of the perks of being a golden, glowing Adonis like myself.)

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