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Posted on February 21, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Abhi Ganesh

5 Things ChatGPT’s New Update Does Better Than My Father, Including Words of Encouragement and Playing Catch With Me

BERKELEY, Calif. — Holy fuck, guys. ChatGPT’s new update is actually amazing. While y’all have been using the AI to plagiarize essays and write shitty …

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Posted on November 30, 2022December 1, 2022 by: Veronica Chen

Lack of End-Of-Semester Photo Dump Positively Correlated With Being a Fucking Loser

“While this might have been something that was intuitive, it was truly eye opening to see a concrete association between being a socially inept, uninteresting, unappealing, isolated, lonely individual and lacking a photo dump.”

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Posted on November 28, 2022November 29, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Checkmate, Liberals: If I Have ‘White Privilege,’ Why Does Nobody Like Me?

It’s actually quite hilarious that lefties think I have “white privilege” because in reality I am the furthest thing from “privileged.” In fact, I’m a total fucking loser with no friends, colleagues, or classmates who even remotely like me.

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