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Posted on December 26, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

COVID Super Spreader Infects Every Child On The Planet In One Night

YOUR CITY, Your State – According to reports from minors across the globe, holiday cheer wasn’t the only thing being spread this Christmas Eve. Sources …

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Posted on November 27, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

Santa’s Elves Excited to Take Seasonal Break From Working Behind MLK Amazon Lockers

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the holiday season now kicking into full gear, Santa’s elves are moving back up to the North Pole for their Christmastime …

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