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Posted on March 31, 2026 by: The Free Peach

U.S. Stages Military Intervention in Mexico By Deploying Frat Brothers to Cabo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – In efforts to project American freedom, the Trump administration has decided to begin conflict in yet another foreign country albeit …

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Posted on April 2, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

‘Immigration is Out of Control,’ Says Frat Brother Who Terrorized Cabo on Spring Break

CABO SAN LUCAS – Despite spending his spring break actively harassing Cabo San Lucas residents and exploiting all their local resources, Chi Psi brother Mag …

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Posted on April 4, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘Rules Are Made to Be Broken’ Says Guy About to Cheat on His Girlfriend During Spring Break

GENERIC RESORT TOWN – Immediately following his flight landing in Miami with his “boys,” Delta Iota Kappa (DIK) brother and chlamydia vector Chad Broson posted …

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Posted on April 4, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

Leaked! White Lotus Season 3 Actually Just Found Footage of Kappa Girls in Cabo

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico — Writer and director of the hit show White Lotus, Mike White, revealed that Season 3 will not only take place …

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Posted on March 25, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Abhi Ganesh

‘Ryanair Is SO Cheap’ and 2 Other Ways to Act Like Your Spring Break in Europe Hasn’t Put You in Financial Ruin

You’ll be spending what’s left of your savings on a 23 hour, four-layover trip to Paris. Je suis livin’ la vida loca. “But how can you afford that?!” someone asks. You know you can’t. Don’t answer. Don’t check your bank account. Hell, run if you have to. But never admit the truth.

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Posted on March 25, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Unvaccinated Friend Group Posts Spring Break Photo Claiming to Be Vaccinated, Spits in Waitress’ Face

“Just me and the homies Chet, Juliette, Klett, and Cishett kickin’ it in the 305!” Bennett captioned a maskless Instagram photo of a crowded beachside bar.

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