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Posted on April 26, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Vyoma Raman

Groundbreaking! Shovels

“We’re leveraging the potential of shovels in a way that’s never been done before,” said Diggs, his eyes gleaming with the light of a thousand PowerPoint presentations. “Our innovative approach will create unparalleled value for our customers while disrupting the traditional shovel market.”

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Posted on January 31, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Vyoma Raman

Professor Outraged: Disabled Student Stuck in Elevator Doesn’t Even Show Up for Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a brazen move, CED junior Clarisa Flores has missed the first two weeks of classes after getting trapped in Wheeler’s elevator, …

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Posted on December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Free Peach Advice: How Do I Deal With a Horrible Co-leader on a Team?

I joined a consulting club semesters ago and now I am one of the head officers on the core team. Unfortunately, I am utterly disgusted by my co-leader on the team on every level. What should I do?

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Posted on November 3, 2022 by: The Free Peach

BREAKING: Local Hero Realizes Disabled Students Exist

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a stunning revelation, campus sophomore and self-proclaimed social justice warrior Abel Isty discovered that disabled people are, in fact, present on …

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Posted on September 11, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

The Most Accurate Horoscopes Ever

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You will not have another birthday.

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Posted on April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

Student Miraculously Cured After Professor Deems Them “Not Really Disabled”

BERKELEY, Calif. – After years of begging for disability accommodations, campus super-senior Ash Jensen was miraculously cured of their chronic illness when their philosophy professor …

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