BERKELEY, Calif. – Fee Fi Fo Fum made exciting shockwaves through campus by hosting a cross-fraternity party with another fraternity, Ooga Booga, at unaffiliated ‘men’s society’ PeePeePooPoo’s house on Warring Street.
“It was so lit brah. Ooooooga. Alcohol. Chicks. Frat. Rush.” elucidated Chad Brad, president of Fee Fi Fo Fum. “Do you have a bid? IF YOU’RE NOT A BROTHER OF FEE FI FO FUM, GET THE FUCK OUT! Hahahahaha. Bro, dude, we gotta start a podcast. Like, this shit we’re talking about right now? It’s so fucking fire. Bro, I’m not fucking with you. Like, dude, think about that Rogan money…” he continued while sniffling and coughing extremely loudly.
Ooga Booga echoed Fee Fi Fo Fum’s excitement about the cross-fraternity party, offering a similar yet nuanced reflection on the night’s events.
“Honestly it was probably the biggest highlight of the year. We had just fallen out with this other frat Bikini Bottom and so we wanted to strengthen our relationship with another frat and invite the sisters from KKK – sorry, KKG. We thought that Fee Fi Fo Fum’s values of intellectualism and philanthropy, as demonstrated through their lax safety policies, really resonated with us. PeePeePooPoo was more than eager to host, especially given the Incident. That’s why oh shit what’s happening to my voice – ooga booga. Oog. Boog. Ooga Booga. Brahhhh,” explained Brad Chad, recent Ooga Booga pledge.
At press time, Bikini Bottom announced their own cross frat rager with Dookie Wookie as a response to Fee Fi Fo Fum and Ooga Booga’s spectacle.