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Posted on March 23, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

Republican Informs Guy Robbing Him He Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore

BERKELEY, Calif. — A Republican man robbed at gunpoint earlier today reported that his assailant refused to take off his mask, despite the fact that …

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Posted on February 11, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Frats Stop Counting at Seven COVID Cases

BERKELEY, Calif. – Despite anecdotal evidence of fraternities being COVID hotbeds, a report by the Interfraternity Council suggests otherwise. “Stop lying to the people, dude,” …

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Posted on December 1, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Maybe We Should Actually Not Call It Dead Week This Year

While the Berkeley administration has been trying for years to change the name of Dead Week, they have never been successful in their pursuit. Reading, …

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