Some people can’t handle the discourse I inspire. Okay, fine, you made me say it – these people are usually women.
“How Can Medieval Knights Continue Making The Same Tactical Blunders And Expect Different Outcomes?” Says Poli Sci Student Texting Ex During Lecture
Making the same silly mistakes over and over again without ever learning or changing. I would never do something so stupid.
Anyway, today I texted Brad.
Every Person In Your PoliSci Discussion, Ranked In Order Of How Likely They Are To Cry During Sex
Look at you! You’re in a Poli-Sci discussion section! A small, disgusting room crammed with 21 people who each think they have a genius-level IQ and yet struggle to perform basic arithmetic