BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is …
Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household
BERKELEY, Calif.– Fueled by the torrential downpour of returning students, the City of Berkeley has been awash with new apartment arrangements poking up through the …
New Roommate Refrigerates Maple Syrup, Which is Fine, I Guess
Confusion has arisen from the household habits of my newest roommate, “Jeff.” I don’t mind the incessant sleepwalking, the unbridled flatulence, the endorsement of conspiracy …
Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point
Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday.
$400 Noise Cancelling Headphones Purchased to Avoid Confronting Roommate About Having Sex While He Thinks Everyone’s Asleep
“I can hear my asshole neighbor screaming ‘Thank god everyone’s asleep! I needed to nut so badly, baby.’”
The Official Ranking of My Roommates (Spoiler Alert: Rebecca is the Fucking Worst)
Olivia is a gem of a roommate: she’s neat, considerate, very quiet when getting ready in the morning, and one time she bought you that Black Bottom muffin from Strada just because she thought of you. We love Olivia, and every day we thank the lord that she is who she is, and not Rebecca.
Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?
Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …