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Posted on December 4, 2020April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Why I Ghosted My Therapist and Started Sexting With Oski Instead

I just… saw him one day on Sproul.  What was he doing there? I don’t know. It wasn’t game day. Or Cal Day. Absent the …

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Posted on November 16, 2020September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Local Man Changes Room’s LED Light Strip From Purple to Red, Still Gets No Pussy

BERKELEY, Calif. – This Saturday, Berkeley resident and T*ry L*nez advocate Ethan Stites made a decision worth celebrating. In a groundbreaking move deemed worthy of …

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