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Posted on February 13, 2024February 13, 2024 by: amychakladar

CalCentral Places Affectionate Hold on Accounts Just in Time for Valentine’s Day

BERKELEY, Calif. — In a romantic gesture that has stirred hearts across UC Berkeley, the campus’s online administrative portal, CalCentral, has begun placing “affectionate holds” …

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Posted on March 16, 2021May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

CalCentral Down to Fuck From 3:00 AM to 6:00 AM PST

Berkeleytime has also expressed interest in CalCentral, but it has reported that it doesn’t plan on replying to their ad until at least ten minutes after three.

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