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Posted on April 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Valmic Mukund

Fox News to Replace Tucker Carlson with More Diverse Cast of Racists

“Tucker certainly left some big shoes to fill, but I am confident that I will live up to his legacy. To prepare for the role, I watched thirty-five hours of green M&M porn and spent eight years repeatedly writing the word ‘woke’ on a wall and then getting terrified by it.”

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Posted on April 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson announced as new hosts of SNL ‘Weekend Update’

“It was the right decision by far,” began longtime SNL producer Lorne Michaels. “And I mean by far, like a far-right decision.”

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Posted on November 9, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Chris Cuomo edges America for Four Days, Teasing Messy, Explosive Finish

New York, NY – This past weekend, millions of Americans tuned in to CNN to watch Chris Cuomo’s live cam show on the brutal fucking …

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