Skip to content

The Free Peach

Everything Your Relatives Fear About Berkeley

Posted on March 19, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Trump Confused by Lack of Eid al-Fitr Invitations

  • Home
  • News
  • Opinion
  • UC Berkeley
  • Blog
  • Join Us!
  • Staff
  • Contact

Tag: Coronavirus

Posted on April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 by: Tyler Goldstein

Mask Wearing Beta Male Grateful He No Longer Has to Pencil In Beard

Ross Kelley is grateful he no longer has to pencil in his beard every morning. Why? Thanks to COVID-19, he now wears a mask when …

Continue Reading
Posted on April 15, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Farnell

Nation’s Leaders Model Good Shelter-in-Place Behavior by Only Engaging in Insider Trading During a Pandemic

Washington, D.C. — Legislators demonstrated unprecedented leadership earlier this year by engaging in insider stock trading upon being briefed about COVID-19, showing the American people …

Continue Reading

Posts pagination

1 2

Search

Top Posts & Pages

  • Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
    Frank Ocean Emerges From Hiatus to Clarify That He Was Referring to Berkeley City College in Infamous "Novacane" Lyric
  • Where Are They Now? The Teletubbies Sun Baby Found in New January 6th Footage
    Where Are They Now? The Teletubbies Sun Baby Found in New January 6th Footage
  • Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
    Fuck It! We Ranked All The Sororities at Cal Alphabetically!
  • 30 Facts About Caffe Strada For 30 Years Of Business
    30 Facts About Caffe Strada For 30 Years Of Business
  • Social Impact Consulting Club Signs Exclusive Deal with Lockheed Martin
    Social Impact Consulting Club Signs Exclusive Deal with Lockheed Martin
  • Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
    Mandela Effect Case Study: Didn’t UC Berkeley Use To Be Cool?
  • UC Berkeley Celebrates Ranking over UCLA in the Epstein Files
    UC Berkeley Celebrates Ranking over UCLA in the Epstein Files
  • Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
    Report: Arnold's Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem
  • Alvin, Of “Chipmunks” Fame, Dead of Fentanyl Overdose
    Alvin, Of “Chipmunks” Fame, Dead of Fentanyl Overdose
  • Local Indophile Excited to Finally Have 100% Authentic Indian Roommate
    Local Indophile Excited to Finally Have 100% Authentic Indian Roommate

Our Facebook

Our Facebook
Copyright © 2026 The Free Peach All Rights Reserved | Magpaper by Theme Palace