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Posted on December 6, 2024December 8, 2024 by: The Free Peach

Premature Assassination? UnitedHealthcare CEO Shot 4 Days Before Dead Week

NEW YORK – On Wednesday, UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was denied his claim to keep living by an unidentified gunman. While reactions have ranged from …

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Posted on December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

Report: Dead Week Fling Not Helping Anybody

BERKELEY, Calif. — Troubled waters lie ahead for ambitious sophomores Kent Fokus and Anita Studdy, whose now 82-hour-old fling began this past Sunday night.  “I …

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Posted on December 5, 2022September 27, 2023 by: Tyler Goldstein

A Carol Christ Email Drinking Game

Here’s a drinking game to help you get through Dead Week and all of Carol T. Christ’s absolutely necessary emails.

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Posted on December 1, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Maybe We Should Actually Not Call It Dead Week This Year

While the Berkeley administration has been trying for years to change the name of Dead Week, they have never been successful in their pursuit. Reading, …

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Posted on December 13, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point

Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday. 

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