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Posted on February 2, 2023February 3, 2023 by: Abby Fisher

Groundhog Eats Shadow; Message Unclear

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. –  Millions of people gathered today to witness the beautiful, sacred tradition that has blessed the lands of Punxsutawney for generations: Groundhog Day. …

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Posted on October 15, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Cal Announces New Course Enrollment Process

“I can’t share all of the details, but our new plan fundamentally makes class enrollment fairer,” Vice Chancellor of Enrollment Todd Bondy announced in a press release. “We just want to test the true will and desire of students to be enrolled in the classes they want.”

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Posted on March 17, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

No Thanks! I Would Actually Prefer To Be Waterboarded: 6 Ways To Politely Decline Another Fucking Invitation To Hike The Fire Trails

We’ve all been there: A friend, or perhaps an eager Tinder match, invites you to spend time walking around the Berkeley Fire trails as if …

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