WASHINGTON, D.C – After searching for a young, dynamic, and relatable candidate to be the new face of the Democratic party in the 2028 presidential …
Groundhog Eats Shadow; Message Unclear
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Millions of people gathered today to witness the beautiful, sacred tradition that has blessed the lands of Punxsutawney for generations: Groundhog Day. …
Cal Announces New Course Enrollment Process
“I can’t share all of the details, but our new plan fundamentally makes class enrollment fairer,” Vice Chancellor of Enrollment Todd Bondy announced in a press release. “We just want to test the true will and desire of students to be enrolled in the classes they want.”
No Thanks! I Would Actually Prefer To Be Waterboarded: 6 Ways To Politely Decline Another Fucking Invitation To Hike The Fire Trails
We’ve all been there: A friend, or perhaps an eager Tinder match, invites you to spend time walking around the Berkeley Fire trails as if …