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Posted on November 9, 2022November 10, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

Right-Wing Experts Report Dr. Oz Would Have Had Better Chance of Winning Had He Not Been a Doctor

PHILADELPHIA – As election results came in Wednesday morning to determine whether a renowned TV celebrity, and lesser known doctor, Dr. Oz, would beat John …

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Posted on November 9, 2022November 10, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Dr. Oz Defeated by Last Minute Surge in Apples

PHILADELPHIA – As polling places shuttered Tuesday night, political analysts emerged with a consensus; “celebrity” “doctor” Mehmet Oz had been trounced in the contest for …

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Posted on November 8, 2022November 9, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

OPINION: Prop 2048 Is a Joke

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Too toothy.
Too toothy, who?
Two to the eleventh power.

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