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Posted on April 11, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

Impressive? Waka Flocka’s ‘No Hands’ Inspired by Learning to Ride a Bike

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal students were in shock Tuesday morning after a new study revealed that the hit song “No Hands” was a tribute to …

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Posted on April 20, 2022 by: Shane Pauker

Second-Semester Senior Making Closest Friend He’ll Never Talk to Again

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal senior Theo Parker has realized he may never talk to his newfound closest friends after graduation. “It’s never been a better …

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Posted on November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 by: tomwickline

BREAKING: I Am Free This Saturday If Anyone Wants to Hang Out

BERKELEY, Calif. – According to sources on the Free Peach, accomplished and popular writer Tom Wickline has his schedule open all day this Saturday. This …

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