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Posted on December 5, 2022September 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

UC Regents Hire Michael Drake’s New Stepbrother, Michael Josh

SAN DIEGO – UC Regents assembled at UCSD on Monday, prepared to deliver paradigm-shattering news to current UC faculty. Without hesitation, Regent Chair Rich Leib …

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Posted on August 30, 2022August 31, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

The Clintons Strike Again? Second Campanile Falcon Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

BERKELEY, Calif. — Scarcely four and a half months after the ‘accidental death’ of Grinnell, a second Campanile falcon has been found dead on the …

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Posted on July 15, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Top 5 Recipes Every Broke College Student Must Try!

Here at the 8.5%-more-expensive-than-last-year Peach, our staff has curated some ingenious and affordable meals on their $0 yearly salary – though that does include benefits: complimentary air, 20% off at participating Blockbuster stores, and free unicycle parking (for editorial staff only).

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Posted on April 13, 2022 by: bennettfees

ASUC Voters Pass Ballot Initiative to Resurrect Grinnell Using Blood of Mark Fisher

BERKELEY, Calif. – The ASUC Ballot initiative to resurrect Grinnell the Falcon, who died under mysterious circumstances several weeks ago, using the blood of campus …

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Posted on April 9, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Fowl Play? Grinnell’s “Accidental Death” Linked to the Clintons

BERKELEY, Calif.— “I have information that will lead to the arrest of William J. Clinton.” These are the last known words of Grinnell, the beloved …

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