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Posted on July 15, 2022 by: toharzamir

Top 5 Recipes Every Broke College Student Must Try!

Here at the 8.5%-more-expensive-than-last-year Peach, our staff has curated some ingenious and affordable meals on their $0 yearly salary – though that does include benefits: complimentary air, 20% off at participating Blockbuster stores, and free unicycle parking (for editorial staff only).

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Posted on April 13, 2022 by: bennettfees

ASUC Voters Pass Ballot Initiative to Resurrect Grinnell Using Blood of Mark Fisher

BERKELEY, Calif. – The ASUC Ballot initiative to resurrect Grinnell the Falcon, who died under mysterious circumstances several weeks ago, using the blood of campus …

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Posted on April 9, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Fowl Play? Grinnell’s “Accidental Death” Linked to the Clintons

BERKELEY, Calif.— “I have information that will lead to the arrest of William J. Clinton.” These are the last known words of Grinnell, the beloved …

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